usernamesAreTricky@lemmy.ml to politics @lemmy.world · edit-23 months agoCalls for J.D. Vance to resign after he admits that he 'created' pet-eating story about immigrantswww.nj.comexternal-linkmessage-square104fedilinkarrow-up177arrow-down10cross-posted to: news@lemmy.world
arrow-up177arrow-down1external-linkCalls for J.D. Vance to resign after he admits that he 'created' pet-eating story about immigrantswww.nj.comusernamesAreTricky@lemmy.ml to politics @lemmy.world · edit-23 months agomessage-square104fedilinkcross-posted to: news@lemmy.world
minus-squareFester@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 months agoThis increases my gut feeling that Vance has eaten someone’s cat from about 60% to 95%. I am 95% sure that this fucker has, at some point in his life, eaten someone’s cat.
minus-squarekatre@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 months agoAnd yet I am also 95% certain that he’s never eaten pussy.
minus-squarenfh@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 months agoYou think JD Vance is the kind of guy who would do something that brings pleasure to neither him, nor the couch?
minus-squarefubo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 months agoThere’s a lot of Republican politicians who I doubt have ever had consensual sex.
minus-squareBeatTakeshi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 months ago“But the cat was damaging my beloved couch your honour”
This increases my gut feeling that Vance has eaten someone’s cat from about 60% to 95%.
I am 95% sure that this fucker has, at some point in his life, eaten someone’s cat.
And yet I am also 95% certain that he’s never eaten pussy.
You think JD Vance is the kind of guy who would do something that brings pleasure to neither him, nor the couch?
There’s a lot of Republican politicians who I doubt have ever had consensual sex.
“But the cat was damaging my beloved couch your honour”
Might have been RFK JR.
Oh no, JD Vance ate out RFK Jr?