Scene from The Emperor’s New Groove where Kuzco as a llama is frantically looking through multiple potion vials scattered on the floor. Each vial has a text overlay saying the following: song lyrics, childhood trauma, jokes that don’t land, weird theories about the world, random facts, neurodivergent interests, the answers I wanted to give
Top caption reads: my brain when someone asks me a normal question
“What’s your favorite movie?”
Promptly forgets all every movie you’ve ever watched, except for the most bland and basic answers ever.
I found my people.
I can’t even answer what I had for breakfast when someone asks me.
What did you have for breakfast?
What’s in your wallet?
We are farters, bum ba-dum ba-bum-bum-bum
I had leftovers for dinner.
Shawshank.
This is accurate…
Also Emperor Kuzco is the best Disney princess.
Oh ho ho, you’re saying that just to impress the princess
You know it honey.
Memes. Start responding to people with memes.
I do this at work. Too much.
My favorite to pull out whenever talking about infosec is the SpongeBob rainbow meme with just the word “security”. Sometimes I use is this a pigeon.
I embraced giving the answers I want to give. People around me say I trauma dump a lot. The real me is trauma I guess.
This is too relatable
