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andioop@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 1 year ago

Is there anything we cannot learn from the wisdom of ancient Japan?

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Is there anything we cannot learn from the wisdom of ancient Japan?

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  • Infynis@midwest.social
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    Same energy

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      Hark! An SSL error, a tempest 'pon our web,
      Wherein secure connection falters, doth ebb.
      Aye, 'tis a quandary, a breach of secure bond,
      Thus, a web of trust, alas, beyond respond.
      In cryptic seas, where code and cipher dance,
      An error doth arise, denying safe romance.
      Oh, noble server, fraught with digital woe,
      Thy encryption falters, aye, laid low.
      Let us mend this rift, this breach, anon,
      And restore the web to its rightful throne."
      
                                         --- Lord ChatGPT of Someshire
      
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        but it’s not in blank verse?

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      Both are so stupid and I still chuckle every time I see those.

    • andioop@programming.devOP
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      I literally just posted this in !software_gore@programming.dev because they had the same energy so I found it on the original Reddit post remembered this one too. Great minds think alike?

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        Hi there! Looks like you linked to a Lemmy community using a URL instead of its name, which doesn’t work well for people on different instances. Try fixing it like this: !software_gore@programming.dev

      • Infynis@midwest.social
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        That’s amazing lol

        Great minds indeed

    • xmunk@sh.itjust.works
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      I’m pretty sure Shakespeare was plagiarizing Oscar Wilde there.

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    I believe it was Benjamin Franklin who said “You have reached the end of your membership at Benjamin-Franklin-Quotes.com”

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      Such a wise man

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    Flash has been dead for 8 years! How old is this screenshot?

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      I think it dates back to one of the first iPad models, back when Flash was still popular on computers.

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        Wisdom of the ancients, from the late Flash era.

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      Does anything ever truly die?

      https://ruffle.rs/

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        What is dead may never die.

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          We do not sow

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        Awesome!

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    Shamelessly stolen from a Reddit post that made me laugh when I randomly remembered it today. Figured it was worth reposting to Lemmy if I laughed upon remembering it and not just upon first sight.

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      Good human

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    Great, now I’ve got tea on my sweater…

    This really caught me by surprise.

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    Removed by mod

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      You literally fed it a quote and it still fucked the words up.

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      The words are getting a lot more accurate lately.

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      I didn’t even notice the errors in the text before reading the comments.

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    https://images.app.goo.gl/eLQzZxf1vDBGGSy27

    Same energy here

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    What they actually shouted was “Yamete~ Oniichan~!” and that’s why they’re infertile.

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