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minus-squareLordGimp@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 months agoHonestly you guys are overlooking the utility of a tampon when used to plug bullet wounds. 100% necessary in American schools
minus-squareP00ptart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 months agoThis is true. As a former combat medic, I support all American school bathrooms having tampons and super glue… Well… Maybe not super glue.
minus-squareMs. ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 months agoI’m not a former combat medic but I fully support super glue in bathrooms. How else will people have easy access to gluing their friends butts to toilet seats?
minus-squareMicromot@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up0·3 months agoWasn’t it that they aren’t dense enough to actually stop anything because they would just instantly get soaked?
minus-squareLordGimp@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 months agoA soaked tampon is better than nothing in 100% of cases.
Honestly you guys are overlooking the utility of a tampon when used to plug bullet wounds. 100% necessary in American schools
This is true. As a former combat medic, I support all American school bathrooms having tampons and super glue… Well… Maybe not super glue.
I’m not a former combat medic but I fully support super glue in bathrooms. How else will people have easy access to gluing their friends butts to toilet seats?
Wasn’t it that they aren’t dense enough to actually stop anything because they would just instantly get soaked?
A soaked tampon is better than nothing in 100% of cases.
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