• adarza@lemmy.ca
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    1 month ago

    not just the house, but senate too. democrats not only need to take a few seats (or more) from republicans but also keep the ~ 20 they already have (that are up this go-around).

    … and state races, and local races. it all matters!

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      1 month ago

      I never understood why they call them “races”. Or why it’s called “Running for (office name)”. I’d LOVE to see trump actually run in a foot race with Harris. can you imagine it? I know she’s probably not in THIS good of shape, but I’m imagining trump bending over and dry heaving after 10 seconds, while Harris is doing cartwheels.

      I’ve been saying for 30 years that they should replace presidential debates with a special episode of the 1990s version of American Gladiators.

      OMG! Remember the joust??? You had those big Q-Tip looking weapons, and you had to drop your opponent off the platform, and it was like a 30 foot drop. Imagine trump going head to head with a big jacked motherfucker named “THUNDER JAXX”. And then Harris comes out, and has to do the same with some brickhouse bitch named “ICE STORM”.

      God…this post is making me remember how much I miss American Gladiators. That show was the best.