Disney World is arguing a man cannot sue it over the death of his wife because of terms he signed up to in a free trial of Disney+.
It says Mr Piccolo agreed to these terms of use when he signed up to a one month free trial of its streaming service, Disney+, in 2019.
I really want to imagine that any judge reading this argument will just lower their glasses slightly and look at Disney lawyers with a “bitch, really?” look.
That won’t happen, at least not in the USA, but it’s nice to imagine…