You forgot accountant
“What do you need it to be?”
We need to report negative earnings so we don’t have to pay taxes obviously
1 + 1 is not equal to a question mark.
Engineer: 2, but 3 to be safe.
Was going to say: 2ish
Wouldn’t they just look up the answer in a table?
Nah not anymore, now you spend a day or so building some convoluted excel calculator once so that you never need to do the calcs again.
Then, 3 years later when you go to add or change something in that calculator, you have absolutely no idea how it works and decide the change wasn’t that important anyway.
Computer Scientist: 10
1 + 1 = 2 * 0.999…
ok, I define 1 as {∅} and 2 as {∅, {∅}}
proving the addition holds is slightly more complicated
Now define “+”
I love the comment that it’s “occasionally useful”
Hmm yes… set theory… I don’t understand anything happening here
Terrence Howard : 2 !! Also 1x1=2 !!
