• HonkyTonkWoman@lemm.ee
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    5 months ago

    Could we tap Liz Cheney to be our Vance wrangler?

    Not a candidate, no, KH will still need a VP.

    I just mean a wrangler. Someone who’s sole purpose is to disrupt JD Vance anyway possible…

    Maybe she could:

    • Follow JD around, constantly whispering that she’s going to grab him by his pussy
    • Send him noose shaped flowers and cakes to decorate his new office
    • Pay Clint Howard to randomly walk by Vance every day & accuse him of ruining his brother’s directing career
    • Leave a conspicuous trail of classified documents behind him
    • Lewdly suggest she would have her relations with her attractive child, on camera
    • Smear fecal matter on his desk & let Pelosi call of his efforts a bowl of poopoo
    • Constantly make contact & remind JD who her father is.

    I think Liz Cheney would be awesome at all of these things. As long as we don’t “elect” her, what could go wrong?

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      5 months ago

      As entertaining as the Cheney vs Vance debate would be, she voted an awful lot to support Trump policies. Guessing she’s happy to wait for the Trump collapse, then offer herself up as a return to a more traditional GOP.

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        5 months ago

        That’s a really intelligent point… much more intelligent than mine…

        Guess all this craziness has left me with the heebie-jeebies.