So far we have three people that have made the same comment about not being the front view. I’m using copy comments as TP tomorrow.

  • shalafi@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    LOL my god, I was gonna say. OP apparently lacks a rudimentary immune system as well. Or, is shoving that tp way, way too deep. And leaving it there.

    My wife got me to install a bidet. Can’t remember to try it. Been 8-months, still forget.

      • Sotuanduso@lemm.ee
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        4 months ago

        I’ve had a bidet for years and never used it. The rest of my family does, but I have no interest.

        • Captainvaqina@sh.itjust.works
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          4 months ago

          It is far superior and unmeasurably more efficient.

          Actually you can measure it, by the amount you save on shit tickets.

          • itsgoodtobeawake@lemmy.world
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            4 months ago

            Eh, different strokes for different butts. I don’t see how having a wet/moist ass is more efficient. I have one, and don’t use it unless I’m particularly interested…in extra cleanliness. It’s not for everyone.

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              4 months ago

              Yeah, and why take a shower when you can just pat yourself down with paper towel?

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                4 months ago

                Some of you bidet fans sound like you’re in a religion with all the proselytizing. You do you, just stop pretending that your way is magically superior.