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Yuritopiaposadism [none/use name]@hexbear.net to El Chisme@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 days ago

This is how Hillary can still win.

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This is how Hillary can still win.

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Yuritopiaposadism [none/use name]@hexbear.net to El Chisme@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 days ago
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  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    can’t wait to see The Blazer Wearers in the MCU as they defeat NihilistPlanetKiller by the power of fundraising through megadonor bundling.

    this looks like an album cover for literally the worst music ever generated by AI.

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      taken-seriously

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      “I’ve seen 14 quadrillion possible futures and the only one where we win is if we offer a tax credit to business owners who start a company in a gentrified area of select metropolitan districts” or some shit.

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      these people look like ai

      probably the most boring people you would ever come across. They look like they were made in a lab

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      all i feel is cringe

    • GalaxyBrain [they/them]@hexbear.net
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      Or when a metal band does a joke photo set and wears their work clothes

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    "yeah guys if we abandon the only things that made any of our base vote for us and try to appeal to a whole other base that can’t stand our guts then we’ll surely win the next election!! right guys??? please-bro "

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      manhattan

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      Like if what you wanted was a republican, you’d just vote republican.

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    “We can beat republicans if we become them!” It worked great for Bill Clinton!!!

    The Democrat’s path to winning is clear, but their corporate overlords refuse to empower anyone who might truly inspire people to make real change.

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      What’s crazy is they could just pull an Obama again and lie

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        They’d have won the last fucking election if Kamala just fucking lied!

        Edit: sorry i mean lied about adopting pro working class positions she lied about other stuff for sure

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          she needed to lie about opposing Israel and she couldn’t.

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    Let’s ignore the things people keep telling us they care about, surely that will win us votes.

    What’s next, are they going to downplay the violence in Gaza and tell us Israel has the right to defend itself?

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      thought-r top-cop

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    How do I also get a fake job where I make $120,000 and get to be within poisoning range of various American politicians

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      Step 1: Harvard Business school MBA

      Step 2: work at McKinsey for like 5 years

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        Is step 0 being born with a rich dad or uncle

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          Ofc, forgot about that

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    I’m sure this joke has been made hundreds of times, but as long as they keep on their shit I’ll keep on mine

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    no but serious question if they’re gonna abandon the only thing that the dems are known for (vaguely progressive policies) then wtf are they even gonna stand for? contrarianism?? who’s gonna vote for a spineless dumbfuck party if they become the spineless dumbfuck completely useless party???

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      They stand for obtaining spoils for their faction of the bourgeoise.

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        ABUNDANCE

        (a soft, comfy place for the tech-right to go when they grow tired of MAGA)

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    The right already has a party that aligns with their values and who will win their votes. Why do the Dems think they can out Republican the Republicans and that there’s no votes to pick up on the left?

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      They won’t pick up any votes, they’ll pick up billionaire donors who use them as controlled opposition, they will continue to lose every election, and they will continue to personally benefit off it.

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        True but I think that there’s still room for them to lose even more votes if they drop any pretense of being left of Trump

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    GOP: engages in vicious attacks against the American LGBTQ community that leave them feeling scared and/or angry

    Democrat consulting firm: This is the perfect time to waste that energy and endanger even more people

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    Because y’know what people love? The status quo. What they hate? Hope and change.

    That’s why the conservatives voted for the moderate, middle of the road, status quo Donald Trump.

    /s

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    Yeah but you’re part of the problem if you don’t vote for Dems. You purity lefties will doom the world with your single choice issues.

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      hearing the words “purity testing” come from dems nowadays makes me want to punch their faces in

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      Look, the primaries are the time to complain. And if they are rigged or don’t even happen, then still don’t complain, you just needed more votes. And if they still win the primary, then no I’m not endorsing them unless they believe what I believe.

      It’s like they believe in democratic centralism, but only when they are in charge lol.

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    The quirky minions squad you have to beat several times and are just as annoying every single time

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    visible-disgust

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    What an original idea that has so consistently worked in the past

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