The cow of judgement.
I love rare steak and breakfast in bed.
Mom! Come quick! It’s back!
The chances of getting murdered by a cow are extremely low, but never zero
Want to know the best part? This picture was taken from the fifth floor.
I never watched Buffy as a kid, but my older brother did and I once saw a clip of it when I was walking through the room. In that clip, what I now know was a vampire knocked on her window, only for her to observe something like “I’m on the fifth floor.”
As an adult I’m unbothered by this (I rarely go above a second floor and you could pretty easily climb to any of the second floor windows), but as a kid that scene stuck with me for some reason and it scared the hell out of me any time I remembered it.
Tomorrow… Me?
When ICE agents have discovered your location
Got milk.
When you’re cold, they’re cold!
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Are you going to eat all that oatmeal?
Cows are at my window. My code’s compiled with PC-relative addressing. All things considered, a fantastic day.
