Jesus fucking Christ dude I cannot take this
Please, please make the lionization of this absolute fucking moron stop
He was literally just a low-tier ragebaiting patsy, all he did was say bigoted shit and smugface at 20 year olds
Shut the fuck up, I’m actually, genuinely begging them all to shut the fuck up, it’s so embarrassing for the human race as a whole, I cannot take it
tbh i’m jokerfied
i want to see how far they’ll take it. i want to see amerikkkans force their kids to pray to him in the morning the way they make kids pray to the flagbreaking out the calipers and fining people if their kirkshrine’s face is too small
If they put this up someone should 3d print and attach a big ol’ blood spurt to attach to its neck
shoot it like they shoot the Emmett Till memorial
Honestly, direct anger at Ezra (sp?) Klein and others who decided to not publish truthful accounts of who Kirk was but rather to attempt a manual goonsquad posthumous semen extraction on his corpse.
Had they all collectively decided to not immediately cower and piss in the corner like they felt guilty (what the fuck?) for a random independent act of violence against a flaming asshole… perhaps the right would’ve fizzled out.
“They only have as much power as you give them” is sometimes real. Playing into their delusions about the shooter’s politics, motive, etc. and playing into their other delusions that Kirk was anything but a mouthpiece quoting from Mein Kampf (2025 version) just gave them the green light to say “Thank you and fuck you for accepting blame for what you did. We will now proceed to murder you. Please don’t squirm.”
These actual deluded dumb fucks think this is a game or something. They think this is all bluster. It’s always bluster and bullshit until Erdogan or whoever pulls that rug out and then you better hope your ass isn’t the “example” they want to make to prove the days of fucking around are over. If you oppose them you better fucking start acting like it, Ezra and others asslickers, because they despise you.
They want to murder you, Ezra. Kirk would’ve gladly a mocked and guffawed at Ezra getting his dome topped live on stream. He wouldn’t have hesitated for a moment. None of them would have and they’re already proven it.
You can’t “be nice to them” your way out of this. No amount of placating and misplaced compassion will save you. This may not be a “war” you wanted, Ezra, but you’re in the war anyway. Keep capitulating. See how far they will force you to prostrate yourself before them. Then they’ll still kick you in the teeth while you beg and kiss their boots.
Fucking cowards. If you don’t have anything brave to say, or even just anything true, perhaps say nothing at all. Worthless fucking slugs, man.
manual goonsquad posthumous semen extraction
This made me laugh on the bus and disturb my fellow passengers. Very good.
i genuinely crashed out about this recently it’s driving me nuts
Waiting for someone to make a small face edit of it.
That’s gonna be so fun to vandalize
hey sorry, is it cool if I set down my thermal lance over here? I need to rest for a minute
SHRINK HIS FACE
If they hate gender neutral bathrooms so much why are they making another one?
How long will this statue last before it gets shot in the neck
Fuck yeah give me a wax animatronic monstrosity Charlie Kirk powered by fucking AI that talks and is uncanny af. Cart that shit around and put it in universities instead and ask students to debate the racist af Charlie robot.
Honestly this could be an art project it sounds so good someone should do it as an art project before the far right does it seriously.
so, thermite is pretty easy to make and you could do a really funny thing to the statue’s neck
lmao they made the face more proportional to his head.
What’s also hilarious is that the chairs are likely unusable because they are way too close to the table. Plus - of course - he has a mic.
Now now we can’t have public art that allows people to loiter, they might be HOMELESS
How you got a statue of dude where most of his quotes will count as hate speech against him
If somebody squirts ketchup on its neck I suspect that will be a felony - no matter what the law says.
It should have a ketchup dispenser built in!
hot dog cart parked next to it, stop by for a lil snack
We can dream.
The good news: you can’t be charged with a felony for this
The bad news: because you will have been hunted down and suicided by the local PD
Someone needs to fire up blender and come up with a big ol gush of blood you can 3d print and attach with blue-tac or some shit
why ketchup when you can get cheap red spray paint
why… cheap red spray paint
Malice aforethought
He’s actually explaining how you gotta cup his balls or you’re a terrorist
New frat pledge just - cough - dropped.
Hope they get the sculptor who did Ronaldo’s derpy statue
Dwyane Wade’s, since he’s already worked in Florida
It’s not even the collage where it happened
this is so disrespectful to his memory considering how much he hated inclusive all-gender public toilets
