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At what point do you admit that you’re just licking assholes?
Holy fuck, I am so sick of this.
Judas 2: Electric Bugaloo
Come on, a Palestinian man preaching love and compassion ? The whole lot of them would call him a communist terrorist…
If Jesus came back and came to America, he would be shot within 10 minutes of opening his mouth and 100 years later a new religion would be started with a Glock as it’s symbol.
Who says their God hasn’t already tried to come back dozens of times but he keeps getting bombed because he’s middle eastern
What if the Messiah is like the avatar cycle and every generation the Messiah comes back to teach the world shit.
Reality is meaningless to these people. They just make up whatever, it’s a massive circlejerk.
The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.
wut
And lo, Charles did look down upon the leper, and he did pronounce “ugh, get a job!”
I can only dream Christianity to have stopped at 12 people!
Hell, surprisingly, still has room for these fuckers.
If you think Jesus got pissed with the money lenders at the temple he would have completely lost his shit with Charlie Kirk. Even Judas would have been grossed out.
Nah Judas was literally stealing from charity
children with cancer charity? if so, he is president material
LOL
Only with “Republican Jesus”. You know, the white guy wearing a toga, a cross, and an AR15.
Don’t drag poor togas into this!
American Far-Right Evangelicalism is the biggest heresy in 21st century Christianity and possibly the most wide spread heresy in the history of the religion.
Technically Islam is, since it has roots in the arianism heresy
I forgot Jesus said to love thy neighbor, but only if they’re white so you know they’re not a DEI hire.
Let them write another fantasy book
