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just_another_person@lemmy.world to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 3 days ago

Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk

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Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk

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just_another_person@lemmy.world to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 3 days ago
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NEW YORK—Insisting your fate was sealed the moment you clicked the link, a report released Tuesday found that you will be fired for reading this headline about Charlie Kirk. “Shortly after you navigated to this article, your IP address was logged and your supervisor approved the decision to remove you from your position,” the report […]
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  • MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al
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    Bitch I ain’t read no good

    • InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world
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      Hello fellow public school grad.

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    Charlie who?

    • Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works
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      I think he was some sort of master debater.

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    Gasp! I ain’t working though and y’all are paying taxes to support me.

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