I mean sure seems like something a Harvard rowing team coxswain would be saying is happening.
Jeez, why doesn’t he just blow a gasket and get it the hell over with?
I mean if there was justice in the world I like to imagine a giant demonic hand would burst up through the ground and grab him so tightly his eyes bulge out and drag him screaming down to actual biblical hell but we can’t always get what we want unfortunately.
He is already leaking fluids, and solids, on a daily basis. There are multiple confirmed reports.
Not sure what gasket you are referring to
repairing a blown head gasket in a car is often a repair that costs more than the car would be worth. maybe that’s what they meant?
Only in this case using a band aid would be more than the car is worth.
Aorta. That’d be lovely. Dissecting aortic aneurysm.
I would have preferred the last three years of his miserable life spent in a maximum security prison, but as it seems like the law doesn’t exist in the US anymore I will accept a series of strokes leading to shitting himself and collapsing on a stage in public. I’m okay with that trade.
Is “Droopy Don” trending yet?
Lol. I wouldn’t call it “alarm”.
Yeah more like breathless anticipation
but being worried about being let down yet again.
More like being sick and tired of his shit.
What’s alarming is how hard it is to flush that ever-returning turd.
Draws questions and alarm?
Question: When will he finally croak?
Alarm: They will be wasting millions to keep this rotting corpse alive for as long as possible.
Without him, the Astronomican will collapse! We must feed him one thousand innocent babes a day to keep him alive on his golden throne.
FOR THE EMPEROR!
And the most important question is: Where are the Epstein files?
“Draws alarm”?
Yep, it’s the party alarm.
When he dies the right will just tell themselves the dems poisoned him.
Ronald McDonald and Diet Coke?
I rather think they will just reanimate him like Weekend at Bernie’s.
Idk what they’re talking about it’s drawing joy and schadenfreude from me
Him being a dumb fascist who raped children doesn’t draw an alarm? His ugly face does.
While I won’t wish Mango Mussolini a quick death, how hilarious and poetic would it be if he just had a splash of Bell’s Palsy?
For those of you who don’t know, go look up the name of one of the viruses that causes Bell’s Palsy and join me in a sensible chuckle!
Although the exact reason Bell’s palsy occurs isn’t clear, it’s often related to having a viral infection. Viruses that have been linked to Bell’s palsy include viruses that cause:
* Cold sores and genital herpes, also known as herpes simplex. * Chickenpox and shingles, also known as herpes zoster. * Infectious mononucleosis, caused by the Epstein-Barr virus. * Cytomegalovirus infections. * Respiratory illnesses, caused by adenoviruses. * German measles, also known as rubella. * Mumps, caused by the mumps virus. * Flu, also known as influenza B. * Hand-foot-and-mouth disease, caused by a coxsackievirus.Took me a minute. Epstein-Barr virus did give me a chuckle.
If you are talking about herpes, over half of us have it. You can contract it during birth if your mom has an active infection even. I thought it was gonna be something crazy lol
It is a specific virus of the herpes family, with a very fitting name
Can news organizations please PLEASE stop it with the headlines that are all ALARM! BE AFRAID! SLAMS! RIPS! EMERGENCY!
We have already enough to be anxious about without them helping. I don’t care if this is about the Cheeto or Obama or my mother. Stop it with the clickbait headlines for every single headline.
Make Jews Boring Again, the way news is supposed to be!
What did they do to you?
News organizations? … What I said, since about a year or two the head lines became more sensationalized to the point where every news article IS NOW AN URGENT EMERGENCY!
You wrote Jews but I think you meant news.
No, the Jews.
Denzel kept making that same face in that new Spike Lee movie, so it might be nothing.
I say he should avoid see a doctor about it, and wait until gets much, much worse. Then ignore it for a while longer, because it will probably go away.
Seeing a doctor? Sounds like socialism!
cant wait for his face to droop all over his keyboard making him RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES by accident
You want to hear something scary? The most likely candidate to take over MAGA movement is MTG.
She’s a stooge and a useful idiot… She doesn’t have the ear of anyone important. Hell, i don’t think she’s on any legislative committees, which tells me nobody important is backing her.
Edit: just looked at the committees she’s a part of. Her only appointment of note is being chair of DOGE…i rest my case.
Who in the party supported Trump during his first campaign? The whole party was against him. Until he won.
(edit: technically his second campaign)
It’s not the “party” that matters… It’s who is giving money to the party. Sometimes it takes a minute for the donors to settle on the same horse.
And last time they settled on Trump who didn’t have any support inside the party. So what makes you think they can’t settle on MTG now? Clearly they don’t look on how many committees someone is sitting.
The question is whether or not the base will follow. Trump may have been a singular phenomenon.
Probably wishful thinking though.
I doubt that will happen; no matter how batshit crazy her takes are, she’s still a woman and that’s a disqualifier.
Have you seen her?
I doubt it, but she’s definitely going to try. So will every other MAGA with a reputation, include media types.
MAGA is a cult of personality, and once Trump assumes room temperature, so will MAGA. But they won’t want to let it go, so Don Jr, Vance, Hegseth, Bondi, Rubio, Patel, Empty G, Boobert, Loomer, Hawley, Johnson, Cotton, DeSatan, etc. will all be stabbing each other in the back.
It will be ferocious and endlessly entertaining.
Nobody will take over. They’ll fight amongst themselves, but they were all choosen for loyalty to Trump first and competence a distant second.
A total lack of competence didn’t stop Trump.
He has intelligence of a sort. He can move crowds of people with a certain mindset. That’s not a skill you can just take for granted, and none of his sycophants can do it.
