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BadTakesHaver [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · 5 days ago

for sale: communism button, never pressed

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for sale: communism button, never pressed

BadTakesHaver [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · 5 days ago
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  • AntiOutsideAktion [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    If I own the communism button can I charge people to press it?

    • bloubz@lemmygrad.ml
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      No but you can hire people to run a service to let people press it. You gain 90% of the service fee, the rest unfortunately has to go as wages

      • OgdenTO [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        Can we B2B SaaS the communism button?

  • miz [any, any]@hexbear.net
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    I’ll need to come over for a test press before I make an offer

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  • alexei_1917 [mirror/your pronouns, any]@hexbear.net
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    What happens when someone presses it?

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      Every western leftist suddenly disavows your project and starts wringing their hands over the rights of fascists

      • alexei_1917 [mirror/your pronouns, any]@hexbear.net
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        Hmm. Then… in the burn bag it goes. We’ll dispose of it in a campfire next summer.

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    😭 😭 😭

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