“I’m gonna ask him very specific questions about gay sex and see if he can even answer. I doubt he even knows. You’re not gay, dude. Stop.”
@GayTuckerCarlson@hexbear.net are you seein this shit
“You don’t even know how long it is? It’s kind of relevant considering you plan to put your thing down, flip it, and reverse it…”
Im cooking something up
I bet Pete couldn’t even improvise changing the lyrics of a popular song to be about gay sex. Not even in a way that seems really lazy and hack but that’s what makes it funny
Tucker:
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
And they’re like, it’s better than yours
Damn right, it’s better than yours
I can teach you, but I have to chargeNow you do it.
Mayo Pete: Do what?
Tucker: Gay sex it.
Mayo Pete: What are you asking me exactly?
Tucker: Do a gay sex version.
Mayo Pete: I… Well…
Tucker: Just sing it as it is then. Bonus if you dance and shake it. I will accept that. If not - I win and I’m right. Milkshake - big dick. It’s right there.
Mayo Pete: But… I’m not in the mood.
Tucker: You get 2/10 for that answer… Wait… 3/10.
gimme the meat boys
and plow these holes
I wanna be passed between my bros
and drift awayI found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
This is one of those times Dems should go back to the strategy of calling Republicans weird
They should have never stopped, it is so obvious.
“This guy that has a gravelly voice and picks up road kill and dissects beached whales is weird”
“This guy that tries to bribe women into having his children by offering a horse and names his children XAE-12 and is high on ket all the time to the point of pissing himself is weird”
There is no way to even deny it.
It was a winning strategy but they will lose if they can’t win on their terms. Your VP pick dominating the airwaves by calling the party of child genital inspection and Christian fascism a bunch of weirdos? Well that’s taking some steam out of Momala so let’s put him back in his Upper Midwestern box and nip the weird thing in the bud, shall we?
Fucking shitheads lmao I swear to god that’s why they did that. The strange circumstances of Kamala getting the nom, the speed dating primary, can’t have another suitor mucking it up so hush hush can’t have a VP more popular than the nominee, can we?
Nevermind I thought this was an election to save democracy so it wouldn’t really matter what it took to win, there’s no way the democrats would cock that up because their affable midwestern oaf was more popular than their committee chosen candidate. Because that’s what VPs fucking are. You chose Prosecutrix 9000 as the tough face for Diamond Joe, yin and yang sorta thing. Well Joes out now you need a new Joe. They picked Burger Dad. Burger Dad turns out to be pretty popular because the reign of the Burger Grandpas was chaos and literal disease. And then they killed it in the crib.
“Sir, I think that you are a fake gay. Prove to me that you are a real gay by sensually kissing me on the mouth right now. Then after the show, provide further evidence by fingering my prostate and telling me to call you daddy. Do you think you are a real enough gay to top me daddy?” -
sir I must ask you not to turn on the userbase
Don’t worry the base is flared for the user.
Pete Buttigieg is a boring milquetoast lib who no doubt has equally boring milquetoast sex. This will prove absolutely nothing.
Look at my dick. Is yours bigger than mine? Does my dick look normal to you? Can you tell me… is my dick “fine”? It’s fine right? Normal, not big, but not small. A middle of the road dick. If you were into me, you could work with it, right? Would you be able to do anything with this?
My dick, locked in a cage, right
Your dick suffer from stage fright
My dick so hot, it’s stolen
Your dick look like Gary Coleman
I’m not interested in casual gay sex, but if I was, please provide specifics
“Pete, how many DC gay bars have you been to?”
“Oh, well I don’t really drink much these days so I…”
“Have you been to the Brick Lounge? The Purple Swan? The Central Sting?”
“No, I haven’t been to any of those establish…”
“What about Chicago gay bars? The Queen’s Corner? The Red Suite? The Carousel Club?”
“I have been to the Carousel Club once but that was when I was in college…”
100% chance tucker knows what gay bars are worth the wait or not
shame boot edge edge for being a useless goddamned lib.
the fake gay thing is pretty shit, however.
Pete Buttigieg 🤮
Pete Buttigieg is fake gay married too I guess
Right? Married is married, whether you’re gay or straight or whatever; once you’ve hit married, all games are over. Pete doesn’t know about the gay bars or how to dance or how to make milkshake be about gay sex, because he’s married. All the married gay guys I know are boring as hell now.
its date night…
Mullen’s regular stint on Fox news was an easy way to slip into Tucker’s skin suit and take over
Pete’s husband’s gonna be shocked at the revelation lol
impeccable post title @SovietBeerTruckOperator@hexbear.net
We’re all making fun of this but then Tucker accidentally gets Pete to admit something extremely OG gay like rehearsing Gene Kelly’s choreography from Singin in the Rain at the age of nine to impress a boy.
Egg on our faces tell you huhwhut
