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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Lemmy Be Wholesome@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

This man is living the dream

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This man is living the dream

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Lemmy Be Wholesome@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • thesporkeffect@lemmy.world
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    Are we sure he’s not having a medical emergency?

    • MrsDoyle@lemmy.world
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      “I was layin’ out there for two damn hours before anyone came to check on me! Heat stroke, it turns out. Just as well it wasn’t a stroke stroke, I’d be dead.”

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        Also looks like he rolled down that hill a bit. Don’t help, just film.

  • HangingFruit@lemmy.world
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    Not the onion

    • GregorTacTac@lemm.ee
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      I’d say this is the onion

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        No, it’s the onionS.

  • Crashumbc@lemmy.world
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    Or he had a heat stroke… Go help him.

    • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world
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      And lose my chance to take the farm?

      • Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works
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        That sweet, sweet onion money.

        • Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz
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          If you’ve ever wondered what The Big Onion wants you to think and do, here’s your chance to find out.

  • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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    Are you sure they’re naps?

    • neo@lemy.lol
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      Sure! He hasn’t moved for days. Must be really comfy!

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        It must be a box office worthy dream

    • jaybone@lemmy.world
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      Dirt naps.

  • verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works
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    Thank you for the onions.

  • Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee
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    All fun and games until you wake up at home with 3 items missing from your inventory and a massive bill from Harvey.

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      It’s My Farm I’ll Pass Out If I Want To

      If the NPCs can lock me out of their homes at night no matter how many hearts I have with them, I can deny them access to my property at night too. Get off my lawn!

      EDIT: I was backscrolling the posts on this community on my instance and did not notice the comment age. Sorry. Hope anyone else doing the same finds this comment helpful?

  • enbyecho@lemmy.world
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    This is because farming is fucking exhausting and he just couldn’t make it back to the house.

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    Across the plants‽ Is he mad‽

    • Madison420@lemmy.world
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      Onions don’t give a fuck, you can top the foliage and that shit will just grow back.

      • glitch1985@lemmy.world
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        TIL onions enjoy being dominated

    • Anticorp@lemmy.world
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      He’s dead

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      +1 for interrobang

    • feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world
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      I’m not going to start using it.

    • verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works
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      Onions are part of the Allium family, along with garlic, lilies, chives, etc. It’s very tough.

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    This is adorable, but all I can think of is bugs and spiders and ants.

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      I lie down in my backyard. In Australia. There are ants of all kinds. The occasional little spider goes past. Midges and butterflies and dragonflies and bees. The birds have gotten used to me so they walk within feet of me too.

      They go about their business and I, mine. No harm has come to me. It’s nice to be part of their world sometimes.

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        Just don’t do that.

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          He got a pneumonia from laying on wet grass? Was it cold?

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          That’s not how you get pneumonia, but he may have weakened his immune system through exposure to make him more susceptible to viruses.

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      Its weird, as a kid i had no problem laying/rolling around in grass.

      At some point a switch flipped in my head and grass everywhere ‘became infested’ with biting ants, hidden poop, and mud.

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      Anything in that soil has died decades ago.

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    You really have to listen to what the onions are saying, to get the best results.

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      I talk to mine.

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    Man youd get covered in bugs so fast… not sure it would be as enjoyable as we think

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      Onions keep a lot of pests away, I am by no means a farmer, but I know from gardening that onions are a great deterrent for pests.

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    Do onion fields smell like onions?

    • JATth@lemmy.world
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      Yes.

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    Onions and field naps. This guy is living his best Shrek life.

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    all i can think of is Heat Stroke

  • nexguy@lemmy.world
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    He’s actually laying on a giant brown trampoline

    • TheWordBotcher@lemmy.world
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      The second photo was taken a split second before he was bounced into the stratosphere.

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        Wheeeeee

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