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comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · 16 days ago

for sale: pig balls, never pooped

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for sale: pig balls, never pooped

comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · 16 days ago
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  • varmint [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    16 days ago

    For sale: pig poop, never balled

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    I don’t believe you. In my experience those are always pooped

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    https://www.reddit.com/r/nostalgia/comments/934jje/these_pooping_animal_keychains/

    Got reminded of these things today because of this post.

    • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.netOP
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      doing pro level poop tricks

    • HexReplyBot [none/use name]@hexbear.netB
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      A Reddit link was detected in your comment. Here are links to the same location on alternative frontends that protect your privacy.

      • redlib.nohost.network
      • red.ngn.tf
      • redlib.tux.pizza
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  • Infamousblt [any]@hexbear.net
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    What do you expect me to do with un pooped pig balls

    • Hestia [she/her, fae/faer]@hexbear.net
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      poop them

      • Infamousblt [any]@hexbear.net
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        Oh like artisanal “shit it yourself” pig poop balls? Now I’m interested

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    tried to submit a short story about my hog to a writing contest but was told I got disqualified because it was just too long sicko-wistful

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    if they’re not pooped then they’re not worth anything. selling them at all is like charging someone to take your garbage for you. you couldn’t give these away. someone would pay more trying to get the pig balls pooped than if they just bought them prepooped.

    unpooped pig balls is like winning a car on jeopardy. sure, it sounds nice. then you gotta pay taxes on it. then reality hits. you’ve got a pig with unpooped balls and he’s your problem now.

  • BadTakesHaver [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    c/goodposting

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