The funniest part of the whole avocado toast thing for me is how cheap avocados are. Making it at home is fairly economical.
It really depends on where you are. Close to where they are farmed? Hella cheap. A grocery store far removed from the supply source? Pretty expensive.
Shit, where I live there is a grocery store across the street, and then 2-3 blocks down in the opposite direction is a produce stand and pick your own strawberry field. Avacados are a little over $4 per fruit at the grocery store; I can get 10 for $1 at the produce stand.
Oh wow. I guess I didn’t factor that in. I live in New England, and pay between 3-6 dollars per bag. They’re super cheap at target of all places. I usually avoid aldi because they are close to ripe and I like to plan them. When I buy them, I usually get several days out of them.
fr theyr’e like a buck a piece up here in Ontario. two bucks for the big singles
how much are they where u live?
$3-6 a bag depending on where I go. Enough for a couple days of guac, and several toasts.
Toast that shit. Jeebus.
Like a moth to a flame
Burned by the fire.
Millennial flex
We gonna be renting out avacados as status symbols like we used to do with pineapples before refrigeration
Rapidly growing more expensive than cocaine.
Well the cartel did get in on the avocado game
Beef going through the roof
If your beef starts walking away through the holes in your roof I think it’s a sign…
Beef Rapture
Sick band name
Bro is poor again due to an unexpected customs bill
“Thanks to a recent social media post, we have been made aware that you should be taxed at a corporate rate given the quantity of items purchased. We have sent you an invoice for the amount owed.”
Corporate rate
Awesome! zero taxes paid.
I’mma go grab my VAT refunds on my groceries now lmao
Does he own the company now?
Ballin!
Oof, all hass
