I love that his human put a soft blanket or pad or something there so he can comfortably extort playtime from his friends without discomfort to his belly.

Yeah, we had to stop giving my dog balls in the house because he’ll roll them under furniture on purpose and then whimper helplessly at the easily reachable ball-under-furniture until you get up and go “help” him get it back.

I have to assume he finds this fucking hilarious and fully appreciates the irony of making his human play fetch, but it’s all bulky plushies now, so joke’s on him.

His water bowl runneth over.

I had a retriever named Riley (until recently 😔). Best dog ever.

*dog, the word is dog.