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Looks like all the F4 will get next MCU phase will be cameo in other movies

    • CloutAtlas [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      It already broke even in the first week, so idk if it counts as eating shit

      I think it’s more so that people who care about MCU slop went and saw it week one, and general theatre goers aren’t choosing to watch a Fantastic Four film. What few people are going to see it are probably like “oh I like Pedro Pascal, I guess I’ll go see this”

      I mean, that’s why I went to see it. It was ok

    • thelastaxolotl [he/him]@hexbear.netOPM
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      they are currently 5 at this point (the one from the 90’s that never released, 2 from the early 2000, the fox reboot Fant4stic in 2015 and now the mcu one)

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      I get a traditional family white 60s america vibe from Fantastic Four and I suspect they keep trying to push them because they think this family can appeal to chuds.

      I know very little beyond them being stretchy rocky flamey invisible so I could be way off base but particularly in the Marvel Rivals community there’s weird behaviour about the wife and husband that made me uncomfortable when I was dipping my toe into that game.

      Tangentially related but every woman’s body type in Marvel is literally the fucking same and it irks me, not to mention like 70% of their women are blonde

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      Well… They just can’t thing of anything new, they will restart this bullshit every few years until it will click with the audience. Just slop after slop.

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      They’re a boring team, and they’re at the sour spot between “solo protagonist” (Spider-Man, Captain Marvel) and “ensemble of supers” (X-Men, Avengers) that just keeps failing miserably but they keep trying to make them. Suicide Squad managed to be an ensemble, but they killed enough off for cheap heat/did not characterize enough of them that it ended up in the same segment as F4.

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      Mass audiences have never, ever cared about the Fantastic Four. Every attempt to make the Fantastic Four a thing in movies has flopped.

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      I think it was ok. The fans saw it, but the novelty of superhero movies has evaporated. And Superman was better.

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      I doubt anything is wrong with it. People don’t go to the theater anymore.

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        While that may factor a bit here, Superman and jurassic world did have good box office success

        It looking more that the MCU doesnt have the same pull as before

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        I was considering going because I really like the fantastic 4 and I haven’t been to the movies in years, but I really just don’t have the funds to do it

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        I don’t go to the theater much anymore: I went to 3 movies last year I think. I fell for the hype this could be worthwhile but it wasn’t. It sucked as an MCU film and a movie in general. It feels like outdated 60s anachronistic schlock

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      I thought F4 was really good and most the discourse I saw was positive. Honestly kinda surprised to hear this news.

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    The movie was really mid and people are making this out to be"Marvel is so BACK!". Story was basically them going to space, meeting galactis where he demands susan storm give her baby to him because he is marvel jesus. They tell him no and escape back to earth where they prepare for galactis to come and fight him off.

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      every time they try to do a ff4 movie they try to sidestep the simple fact that you need to adapt books of doom as a movie first or none of the dynamics that make doom and the ff4 interesting will ever be established.

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    F4 was boring as fuck. The movie I thought it was going to be was boring and it had even less shit going on than that. There were like no characters, it felt so empty. I couldn’t believe how little was happening in that movie.

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    The obsession with box office returns is such a cancer. Cretins still say we can’t make comedy and romcoms films because people are so easily offended. Is it taking an offence when naked racism, homophobia and transphobia no longer evokes that defense response we call laughter?

    But why pay to watch something that is in the most hit and miss genre when you have streaming? Or just get that kind of bigotry for free in short form videos? You will never be 12 and watching Ace Ventura for the first time again.

    It’s the economic conditions that have made the cinema is just a 2D versions of those 4D theme park rides now. Only the special effects are regressing back to those rides too with AI generated slop.

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    It would have made 1000 billion if they gave the baby to galactus.

    The audience heard “fantastic four is actually fascist and pro life!” And decided to nope out #WokeVenge #wokerising

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      I feel like the MCU has pivoted towards catering to young kids instead of mainstream audiences

      Back when MCU started getting big I felt like it was already catering to young kids because of how vapid it was.

      Ironically, there are many movies geared at young kids that I find better and deeper than the MCU

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    I went to see it in IMAX opening Thursday night and I really wish I could get that money back. I fell for the hype. It was silly and childish like the comic movies when I was a kid

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    “80% drop from its debut”

    not too surprising, you’re either gonna see a fantastic four movie on opening weekend, or not at all