I mean, I don’t give a fuck about Sydney Sweetie. My fridge is empty, my son needs braces, my AC on my house is acting up, I’ve worked 12 hr days since last Wednesday but sure I’m worried about woke or whatever.
Nooo you’re supposed to get mad over the culture war shit our bourgeoise leaders care about, you can’t have real problems
American Eagle sparks backlash for touting Sydney Sweeney’s ‘great jeans’
Indeed, in one clip, which accrued more than 1.1 million views on American Eagle’s Instagram page, Sweeney stands before a poster of herself titled, “Sydney Sweeney has great genes,” before the word “genes” is crossed out and replaced with “jeans.”
So it’s… gauche to call this eugenics humor… because it’s coming from a conventionally attractive white person?
What did you expect from the people whose acceptable ‘comedians’ fit somewhere between Jeff Foxworthy and Larry the Cable Guy
crazed woke mob
New York post is a serious news source
did ted cruz catch himself this time before liking a porn tweet?
I’ve been so busy working that I had no clue about this until my wife brought it up in bed. I so did not fucking care about the girl, the jeans, or the outrage. “What did you expect babe? There’s no ethical consumption under capitalism. Let me know when the workers take over the jean factories and put the bosses on trial for their crimes against humanity. Good night.”
I’m done with the outrage advertisements, wouldn’t be surprised if this was engineered by American Eagle themselves in an elaborate marketing campaign. Now if you excuse me, this guillotine won’t build itself.
death to America and death to American Eagle
The objectionable part of the ad is the voiceover saying “Sidney Sweeney has great jeans”
Seems pretty mild to culture battle over in the middle of a genocide
Watch the ad. There is something like: “jeans are something we get from our parents” zoom on sidney’s blue eyes “mine are blue”.
Its quite weird and very much dogwhistle.
I did watch the ad and I didn’t even catch that. Yeah that’s weird.
Blue-eyed, blonde-haired white woman and a “good genes” pun is pretty scummy though, especially during a genocide
I thought she was woke now?
Her rack was anti-woke
She was woke
Like a matter/antimatter collision, all is destroyed as a result
Welcome back Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel
Thanks, I hate it here
Just like the real Hegel would’ve said.
Thesis: boobies are anti-woke and patriotic
Antithesis: the owner of said boobies is woke
Synthesis: real patriots wear fake boobs and suck each other’s dicks instead, thus separating the anti-wokeness of boobs from the possible wokeness of their owner
Damn that makes real patriots sound fun and not boring
Boobies are trad sweetie, the left hates boobies.
The important thing is giving body parts moral qualities
That’s a surefire way to make everything better
Franz Joseph Gall said so and George Combe agrees
What did Gall have to say about the morality of his bladder?
I don’t care what he said but how dare he.
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Yeah, like I care what the Zodiac Killer thinks
⚡︎ydney ⚡︎weeney
The loony left??? Doesn’t like??? Tits??? Huge fickin gaxongas??? 🤔🤨🧐
Tits are right wing. Ass is left wing. Literally everyone knows this
Thighs are centrist
Thigh gaps are the highest form of centrism
The LOONY LEFT only likes BIG MALE MILKERS! SAD!
Oh great here comes the “fun is a sin” crowd trying to make up a strawman that doesn’t exist.
I can do it too. I am left-wing and I don’t shit my pants ergo everyone who is to the right of me not only shits themselves but wants to mandate you to shit yourself.
Therefore you are either a leftist or you shit yourself.
That’s a self-report
The only part of this that seems reasonable to get mad about is that we’re paying attention to it at all. Fuck this shit, it’s an ad for a company called American Eagle, of course it’s got weird rightwing vibes
Great, now all I hear is Alex Ptak saying
Beautiful womenlike he does on Quorators
