omg u didn’t censor the bad word enough and now my mum is mad
don’t worry I’ll calm her down
Such a sophisticate.
What does that censored part say? a66boles? It’s just so well censored that it’s impossible to tell
I’m glad it’s redacted. probably offensive.
You really think so?
Who’s deranged enough to go on the internet and write an offensive word?!I think it is a mistake, writing offensive words is illegal here
We should probably report this to the internet police
Yes I will call the Internet Police right now and report this
Honestly we need a way to poison that shit. People are trying to censor the entire internet to make tiktok happy.
It’s gotta be something a tongue goes into, we know that much.
Why would anyone censor asshole and not
pineapple?Idiot if you ask me
Ok, butt hear me out. Pineapple pizza on assholes!
I feel as though that would taste like shit…
Better than pineapple pizza then?
:P
Yeah it would improve the taste of the pineapples.
Fresh raw pineapple is awesome. Cooked pineapple sucks
What does it say under that tiny ass line? Good thing it’s censored so effectively.
We’ll never know
Be especially vigilant near pizza.
People do know that you poop with your asshole?
But I was gross when I licked the inside of my own ellbow. smh.
Ew. Why would you pick the inside of your elbow.
/s
The issue was you doing it after sneezing.
I mean… possiblly? but still? weird.
Unpopular opinion: best pizza is jalepnos, anchovies and pineapple. Spiced, salty and sweet.
Try it with assholes. 🤌
Maybe good to not over do it with the jalapenos then.
Are you worried they’d get jalapeño asshole?
Ooo, mommy (umami)
🤣🤣🤣
Trying that next time
Sweet and spicy is the most underrated combo.
Replace anchovies with pepperoni and that’s my usual order
Fun fact: the protein-digesting enzyme bromelain is found in pineapples. So in some sense, while you’re eating the pineapple, the pineapple is eating you . Do with that what you will.
I love getting eaten by pineapple, personally.
pineapple and feta is the ONLY pizza i get
And a glass of wine, ofc
i love wine
Pineapple goes on pizza just like tongues go into assholes*
I order goatse pizzas with the pineapple in the gape kaleidoscope, real upper management shit 🖇️
I’m in the enjoy both club. Fuck y’all that don’t enjoy a well crafted “Hawaiian” asshole… it’s all about the edges😜
The trick is to have pineapple that has been carmelized. If it’s just canned and thrown on top it ain’t the same.
You can get creative and soak your pineapple too. Add a bit of heat it.
