Communism is when no nugget
Communist nuggets would be tastier, cheaper, and have more sauce for dunking
And be vegan. Don’t forget the vegan part, it’s important
Ok I believe in communism again
Ah, but communism brings Pierogis. They’re way nicer, like both the chips and the nuggets all in one.
Communist nuggets are just empty breading in the shape of a nugget, an illusion, not unlike the fake cities built by the DPRK. This turns out to be harder and more expensive than breading and frying a real nugget, but that’s communist inefficiency for you 😔
meh
also comes in vegan variety
imagine traveling nuggie chefs, world renowned, entirely doing it for the craft, going from town to town, communal cafeteria after communal canteen.
both professional and hobby, each with a unique take. lab-grown or vegan, your choice, with some traditional communities still donating from their flock
post-capitalism, nuggies aren’t made but also taught. quality over quantity baby, unlike anything you’ve ever tasted in the before times
flashbacks to the flickering flames of the last Tyson factory, a place of horror no use to the new society (fuck Tyson seriously)
ty capitalism for reclaimed chicken sludge. Communism would never.
Communism is when no Buffalo Wild Wings.
It’s true. I’m living in the DPRK and we long for the nugget.
