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Rainb0wSkeppy@lemmy.world to AnarchyChess@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 1 year ago

if this post gets 1024 upvotes, i will post again with twice as wide en passant

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if this post gets 1024 upvotes, i will post again with twice as wide en passant

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Rainb0wSkeppy@lemmy.world to AnarchyChess@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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    If this post gets 1024 upvotes I will shit my pants after eating a KFC 18 piece spicy bucket.

    • Rainb0wSkeppy@lemmy.worldOP
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      will you show video proof that you did that

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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        Do I have to?

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          Proof or ban, it’s the law

          • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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            Fuck it, I’m in.

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              Downvoting to save my eyes

              • zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev
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                Upvoting to damn your eyes.

            • LoudWaterHombre@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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              Don’t leave us hanging, this could be a true Lemmy moment that will be part of history forever. Like when someone watches a Lemmy video in 10 years this could get mentioned.

              • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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                Why couldn’t I have a fun moment, like breaking both my arms?

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                  Because shitting your pants after a KFC bucket is enough fun for now.

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              I look forward to it, SatansMaggotyCumFart

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          Pics or it didn’t happen

          • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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            Like the eating the chicken, shitty pants or pictures of me shitting?

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              D. All of the above?

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                I usually charge extra for scat stuff.

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                  So 1025 upvotes? I would probably throw up seeing scat, but I’m to sacrifice myself for a silly internet event.

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                    Sure.

                    Haven’t you ever ended up with a little corn on the knob?

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          Absolutely.

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          Yup

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          No. No, you do not.

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      after eating a KFC 18 piece spicy bucket.

      Lmao, you’re gonna shit yourself regardless of upvotes

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      Upvoted just for you buddy

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      Do now

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        I’m working on it, it takes a bit of preparation to get ready to eat 18 pieces of spicy KFC.

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      Bad day to be a KFC bucket or pants, let’s fucking gooooo

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      Well this aged poorly

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        Actually it’s always been a dream of mine to have a bunch of internet randoms watch me shit.

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          … 😦

          I guess I shouldn’t be surprised about that, coming from @SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world

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