sorry conrads
You’ll get fired from communism if you take too many sick days
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can the president of communism give me a pardon?
you absolutely may not have little a liberalism as a treat, sorry
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you can totally take the day off, but NO LIBERALISM comrade
liberalism is going into work sick and not even wearing a mask
Communism will be coming to your house to check up on your health today
That’s okay mate let us know when you’re good to go and we’ll slot you back in
From each according to their ability, to each according to their needs. And comrade, you have no ability to work and are in need of some warm soup.
Don’t worry comrade our soviet has a very generous pto policy
I don’t feel well. I’m going to be a liberal today.
Goes to the shop and calls the manager on the cashier
You should drink soup comrade
Can I interest you in a breadbowl of soup?
communism would like to direct you to a sanatorium resort to relax and get better, no prescription required
