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Nakoichi [they/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 个月前

The CPC wants you to spice things up in the bedroom a bit.

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The CPC wants you to spice things up in the bedroom a bit.

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Nakoichi [they/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 个月前
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  • space_comrade [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Funny title but in all seriousness very based, fuck missionaries I hope they all get clubbed to death by the uncontacted tribes they’re pestering.

    • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      Imagine bringing disease to people just so you can feel better about telling them that when they die (from all the disease you brought) they are tormented in hell

      • Collatz_problem [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        “The gods of the Disc have never bothered much about judging the souls of the dead, and so people only go to hell if that’s where they believe, in their deepest heart, that they deserve to go. Which they won’t do if they don’t know about it. This explains why it is so important to shoot missionaries on sight.”

      • Horse {they/them}@lemmygrad.ml
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        “if I did not know about god and sin, would I go to hell?”
        “no, not if you did not know”
        “then why did you tell me?”

  • 9to5 [any, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Getting backshots cause the party demands it

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Xi is a standing 69 type of guy because he’s super fit. Hell yea brother.

  • ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml
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    Based

  • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Hittin it from the back, but at what cost??

  • sisatici [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    “The CPC wants you to spice things up in the bedroom a bit.”

    no, cpc wants you to respect your vows volcel-judge

  • Cowbee [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Understood fidel-salute

  • Damarcusart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    So I’m guessing that foreign missionaries were coming in to preach the good word of our lord and saviour, the CIA?

  • AcidLeaves [they/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Missionary slander is telling on yourself that you’re bad at sex

    Kiss other person, stare at them lovingly, play with their clit/dick, suck their neck, hit them, choke them

    • Le_Wokisme [they/them, undecided]@hexbear.net
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      several of those things you can even do when there’s a bedsheet with a hole in it between you

      • 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs [she/her]@hexbear.net
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        You can even celebrate CHRISTMAS through the hole!

        • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]@hexbear.net
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          We’re dangerously close to the “Jack Skellington finds a glory hole” bit from cumtown

          • 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs [she/her]@hexbear.net
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            I feel like this is necessary context [CW: Meat, dude trying to fuck a computer]:
            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Pehj6P0AhI

            • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]@hexbear.net
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              Oh that was great. The shellfish line killed me.

            • HexReplyBot [none/use name]@hexbear.netB
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              I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

              • yewtu.be
              • inv.nadeko.net
              • yt.artemislena.eu
              • piped.video
  • Mardoniush [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    This only bans outside missionary activities btw, if you’re a properly registered church with a local congregation basic missionary work is ok. So the local Jesuit health clinic isn’t shutting down as long as the CCPA knows about them

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    one down, 68 left to go volcel-judge

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    But now we will never get a sequel to the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom…

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      This is the sequel… it’s time to attack and dethrone god

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    I bet my childhood church is fucking pissed. squidward-chill

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    The “invincible wheel” is legal in China again! 🎉

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