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PugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 个月前

Don't text her back, don't text her back, don't text her b-...

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  • SandmanXC@lemmy.world
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    Hold my flip flops, I can fix that mythological creature!

    • PugJesus@lemmy.worldOP
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      She can make me worse dead

      • SandmanXC@lemmy.world
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        Tbf I’ve been breathing a lot recently, a tolerance break would do me good.

      • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Which would be an improvement i think. While you’re there, can you ask if shes bi?

        • PugJesus@lemmy.worldOP
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          Yeah, if a siren texted me this I couldn’t promise I wouldn’t accept tbh

          • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            Was considering without a siren.

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    She’s good for me bro. Trust me.

    • koper@feddit.nl
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      I can fix her

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    Sirens used to beckon in person, with their voices, smdh.

    On another note, this is a good rendition of a siren song for the game Hades 2 sung by Ashley Barrett. I’d prolly jump in.

    https://youtu.be/P4S7EaXozXw

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    Removed by mod

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    You’re lucky I’m getting stared at through my webcam by a Gor…

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    She will take the suffering from you!

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      My real wife knows I don’t have a daughter!

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    …howdy-do, ladies…

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    ?

    • PugJesus@lemmy.worldOP
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      Sirens were ancient creatures of mythology who sang to passing ships, inducing those onboard to throw themselves into the sea.

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        I’ll bet they appreciate modern waterproof phones!

        • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          So much.

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        Modern sirens would probably consider following around those ships that divers work out of to be cheating.

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      Hungry mermaid.

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        oh ok

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