transcription: holy shit please stop talking about how you want an ancient elf of vampire girlfriend, you cant even pull women your own age, what on earth makes you think you could impress someone whos lived for centuries?
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I’m 46 years old. I’ve been on the Internet for a long time. You’ve seen one dick pic, you’ve seen 'em all. I could start a meticulous catalogue for comparative purposes. But I will not. For I am kind.
Maybe, they’ll think I’m a cute pet :3
you would like that wouldn’t you~
You know what, fuck it, I would love to be their pet. I’m not even talking in a sexual manner. Think about how we humans treat pets. I don’t like working and suffering through life. Why would I not want an ancient creature to take care of all my needs while I sloth around and do nothing. God, ancient creatures, take me as your beloved pet!
“submissive and breedable” 🎶
What are you doing with your pets 🤨
Uhm OK, I definitely do not do that to them. Consent is important and my pets can not consent. But if I was a pet I could consent. But anyways I was merely referencing to the Smosh song :')
