First thing I remember, was asking Scrum Master “Why”?
For there were many things I didn’t know
And Scrummy always smiled, took me by the hand
Saying, “Someday you’ll understand”

Well I’m here to tell you now, each and every scrum,
You’d better learn it fast, you’d better learn it young
'Cause tech debt sprint never comes

The time and tears went by, and I collected story points
For there were many things I didn’t know
When Scrummy went away, he said “Try to be a PM
And someday you’ll understand”

Well I’m here to tell you now, each and every scrum,
You’d better learn it fast, you’d better learn it young
'Cause tech debt sprint never comes

And then, one day in April, I wasn’t even there
For there were many things I didn’t know
An intern was given to me, Scrummy held his hand,
Saying “Someday you’ll understand”

Well I’m here to tell you now, each and every scrum
You’d better learn it fast, you’d better learn it young
'Cause tech debt sprint never comes
Ooh, tech debt sprint never comes.

Think it was September, the year I went away
For there were many things I didn’t know
And I still see him standin’, tryin’ to be a PM
I said, “Someday you’ll understand”

Well here I am to tell you, each and every scrum
You’d better learn it fast, you’d better learn it young
'Cause tech debt sprint never comes.
Ooh, tech debt sprint never comes.