If they’re informed by CNN at this level of crisis room decision-making instead of having a direct feed to helicopter surveillance in the vicinity they’re not going to be making good decisions.
not like they were going to make good decisions anyway
maybe it’s more like: if a cop openly murders someone that’s no big deal, but if a cop openly murders someone live on CNN, that’s something they need to know about so they can start doing damage control and looking up the victim’s “no angel” record. I dunno, spitballing
“Keep the peace”
Maybe they could have started by kicking ICE goons out of LA? That might be when peace was disrupted actually, not the protests of rightful rage and anger at brownshirts disappearing people’s neighbors.
Keep peace? Well, what made the protesters upset in the first place?
They’ll just blame it on Trump politicizing the National Guard or something similarly incoherent anyway
Smells like a pigsty
Also hair products.
And Aqua Velva.
Old wet ham
lol, love the “super serious soulless cinderblock situation room” they found for their meeting
“super serious soulless cinderblock situation room”
Also known as the PorkBunker.
From the Wolf’s Lair to the Pig’s Pen
window office space is a perk for the police with the best hot dog neck
Look, Mike. You’ve been workin’ real hard and stuffing your face night and day. And pumping all hours in the gym. We all see it. We all appreciate it. But the window’s going to John. His neck is like an anaconda that’s just swallowed a goat. Sorry.
Actual pig farms are probably cleaner than those fucking porky whites.
We’re here to keep the peace — not play into trump’s political games
Gavin Newsom is an actual psychopath. Imagine how it would feel to type that sentence from where he’s sitting.
not play into Trump’s political games
“can you imagine a politician doing politics? how gauche”
Aqua velva, shrimp, and that weird musty smell that makes you feel like the ghost of an onion recently passed through.
the cool move would be to stay up late the night before eating beans, broccoli and eggs if you’re an egg water. also, don’t spare the hot sauce.
tear gas? how about a pint of hyper concentrated and pressurized rear gas.
Deli meat and Drakkar Noir.
