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CmdrKeen@lemmy.today to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 year ago

Absolute legend

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Absolute legend

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CmdrKeen@lemmy.today to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 year ago
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  • PoopingCough@lemmy.world
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    wat

    • Princeali311@lemm.ee
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      He tutored girls with the hopes of getting laid, but then when he did, it turns out he liked her and settled down with her and is now married to her.

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        Ohhhh for some reason my mind went to him trying to tutor other dudes to help them with women. Was very confused.

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          Same.

          Wow, what a bro. Where was this guy when I was in school?

          ::re-reads comment and thread::

          Oh. Yeah, that one’s on me. That makes a little more sense.

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          You guys ooze heteronormativism

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            You ooze self-righteousness.

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              The original commenter @cumskin_genocide@lemm.ee did neither specify their own sex nor the gender of the people they tutored.

              Multiple people under that comment simply assumed that OP is male and was tutoring girls. That is heteronormative. Yes, I formulated that with a bit of snark. But come on.

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                But come on.

                Unironically, no u.

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      You read what you read

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        pooping cough was confused by cumskin genocide.

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