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JPDev@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 年前

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  • OpenStars@startrek.website
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    Please God let this be a humorous post that somehow does not also find a way to manage to come true…

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      I would have bought it if they said ifnot instead, it’s the same number of characters and wouldn’t require a major parser overhaul to support keywords with a ’ in the name.

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        i mean, “unless” tends to be the usual term for an “if not” keyword in languages that implement such a thing

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          Which is awful and incredibly confusing. I hate ruby

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            totally agree; just saying that if it’s GOT to be something, that something should probably be unless… unless . . .

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            And Perl

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              And my axe!

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            I find that you need to choose carefully when to use it. Simple cases tend to be alright. Larger, more complex conditions shouldn’t touch it.

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        Yeah, to be clear, I don’t like it, I don’t like it one bit:-P.

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          If not anybody have time for that.

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            *ifn’t*

            Oh dear Lord what have I done!? :-P

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        Gulp…

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        Also, just for fun, the prequel:

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