They’re taking revenge by flooding my city with hordes of young Dutch guys on beer bikes every weekend, causing destruction.
Pretty sure that’s a war crime.
“To break wind” now has a transitive form: Belgium broke Dutch wind 💨
What happens when you introduce capitalism to the Benelux states? At first nothing, but after 200 years they’re out of wind.
just going to leave this here hahah highway on the border from belgium to netherlands
That’s okay, the Dutch will just keep fracking their northern provinces and causing mini-earthquakes which severely damage the local residents housing. Then the government will gaslight them about it for decades and eventually half-apologize and offer insufficient compensation for their own citizens to rebuild. Another scandal swept under the rug by the oh-so-pragmatic Dutch government.
(I should have written this in a proper past tense because this already happened)
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