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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 个月前

When you marry someone who thinks ahead

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When you marry someone who thinks ahead

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 个月前
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  • Panamalt@sh.itjust.works
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    Going by the spillage, that stuff is already fuckin rancid as hell

    • skribe@aussie.zone
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      Nah, it’s just crunchy.

      • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        crunchy and ‘spicey’

        • barneypiccolo@lemm.ee
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          Tart

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        Crusty

  • WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world
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    I think I’m overpaying for peanut butter

    • ☂️-@lemmy.ml
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      deleted by creator

  • Etterra@discuss.online
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    So you’re going to die this year? Because peanut butter has a way shorter expiration date than he seems you think. Though if you eat that much peanut butter in a year, so do y’all.

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      • mmddmm@lemm.ee
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        That hing on their hands… It doesn’t look like a spoon.

        • M137@lemmy.world
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          that word in your comment, doesn’t look like a thing.

          • samus12345@lemm.ee
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            “Thank you, Hing!”

    • Smee@poeng.link
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      Would old peanut butter kill ya? Perhaps that’s what they mean by “a lifetime supply”?

      • Dragonstaff@leminal.space
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        If your taste buds are working, it’d be pretty difficult to eat enough rancid oil to kill yourself.

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      • Etterra@discuss.online
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        Besides anything killing you insufficient quantities, or if you end up being trapped ankle deep but head first in of that barrel, probably. It’s been open so there’s a good chance that something got in there. Botulism will kill you really good.

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    I have to imagine this peanut butter was intended to feed animals, probably for hunting.

    So it isn’t even particularly sweet and processed at a lower standard than the stuff the husband was used to. But what do I know, maybe he always intended to bait hogs with it.

    • Liz@midwest.social
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      Added sugar to peanut butter is an affront to the mighty peanut. Just grind that shit pure and smack it in your mouth like nature intended.

      • ObtuseDoorFrame@lemm.ee
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        Damn straight. Peanut butter is the best tasting food in existence and adding sugar to it is wildly insulting.

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      probably for hunting.

      Who needs a machine gun? For hunting.

      Who needs $600 worth of peanut butter? For hunting.

      Take my peanut butter away?

      From my warm sticky hands!

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        Am I weird for wanting a machinegun that shoots hogs at peanut butter?

    • 1ostA5tro6yne@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      it’s on /r/AmIOverreacting, i think it’s safe to assume the story is false

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    Peanut butter may last 6–24 months unopened, or 2–3 months once opened. Natural peanut butters lack preservatives and may last several months unopened, or up to a month once opened.

    Even if you have unlimited temperature controlled bugproof storage space this is a terrible idea

    • pappabosley@lemm.ee
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      It’s only a 2 month supply

    • Ziglin (it/they)@lemmy.world
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      I don’t know what you think is going to make it spoil at 0-30K. (Maybe the freezing could destroy some organic compounds) A few hours in the oven and it should be fine.

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        By temperature controlled I was thinking like, a root cellar, not negative 400 degrees

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          I was indeed aware. (Also how dare you use Farenheit in my presence!)

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    My answer depends heavily on whether it’s chunky or creamy

    • sbv@sh.itjust.works
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      finally, someone asking the right questions

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    Probably 2/3 of the way to racid already, smh

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      Racid? Do you mean rancid?

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        He meant racist.

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    This is probably like… number one on the “my partner might be a doomsday prepper” checklist.

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    That’s not nearly enough for a lifetime

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      A single jar is more than enough for a lifetime.

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        Especially, if you’re allergic.

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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      If you ate all of it at once it would definitely last a lifetime. Especially if you have a peanut allergy!

  • Lovable Sidekick@lemmy.world
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    Then you find out rancid PBJs are 50% off this week.

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    Like that guy who bought 40 pounds of parmesan for 10 bucks.

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      Can you imagine how buff the Olive Garden server’s arms would get?

  • spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    That gonna go rancid before the first barrel is emptied.

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    Is this some ‘The Price Is Right’ reveal? As a prepper, I bid $10,001!

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    “What’s for dinner?”

    “Peanut Butter.”

    “Of course.”

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