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Deceptichum@quokk.au to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 months ago

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Deceptichum@quokk.au to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 months ago
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  • zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev
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    It takes a long time for a bear sized portion to cool down.

    • BossDj@lemm.ee
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      But papa bear’s was the only one that was hot

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        Bigger serving longer cooling time.

      • ryedaft@sh.itjust.works
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        No, when the burglar later ate their food papa bear’s porridge was the only one that was still too hot. They specifically leave to let all their porridges cool down. The temperature of porridge is not static.

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    In his defense, his was too hot

  • CreatingMachines@fedia.io
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    Hmm, perhaps medical emergency?

  • M137@lemmy.world
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    Porr mens porn in Swedish…

    • Quadhammer@lemmy.world
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      Big bowl of porn

      • Deceptichum@quokk.auOP
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        Tastes like Nut.

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    Because men stupid? Amirite?

    • Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works
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      yes, every joke that makes a gender known is calling all of that gender stupid, and the joke is literally at the expense of the entire demographic, always.

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        Does a bear shit in the woods?

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