• zout@fedia.io
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    4 months ago

    As a European I have to say, you are very optimistic about our train schedules.

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        4 months ago

        We deeply apologize that it took the train 49 seconds to arrive. We have prepared notes for your boss in case you’re late, and there will be a half page ad in tomorrow’s paper confirming our CEO has committed seppuku to atone.