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minus-squarech00f@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 days agoPSA: Don’t pee on trees, pee on rocks if available. Some animals will lick your dry pee off trees because they’re gross and this will hurt the tree’s bark.
minus-squareLumidaub@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 days agoHuh. Noted. (My biology doesn’t easily allow me to pee ON trees anyway, if anything, it’s under.)
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0arrow-down1·3 days agoDon’t worry. I don’t pee on trees. I pee on my neighbors.
PSA: Don’t pee on trees, pee on rocks if available. Some animals will lick your dry pee off trees because they’re gross and this will hurt the tree’s bark.
Huh. Noted.
(My biology doesn’t easily allow me to pee ON trees anyway, if anything, it’s under.)
Don’t worry. I don’t pee on trees. I pee on my neighbors.