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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 个月前

There was also the Spanish cat uno dos, but he disappeared without a tres

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There was also the Spanish cat uno dos, but he disappeared without a tres

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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 个月前
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  • JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca
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    Ah man. I see this gem and raise you

    « Why did the Frenchman only have one egg for breakfast? »

    Tap for spoiler

    Because one egg’s an œuf.

  • jedibob5@lemmy.world
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    I get the joke in the title, but not the one in the image. Is “cat sank” a homophone with something in French?

    • Vrijgezelopkamers@lemmy.world
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      The numbers four and five (quatre, cinq) are pronounced like ‘cat’ and ‘sank’ in informal spoken French.

      • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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        Ah, ok. So I’m not an idiot. I just don’t speak french! Whew!

        GUYS!!! IT’S OK!!! I’M NOT AN IDIOT AFTERALL!!!

        walks away

        steps on a rake

        • Usernameblankface@lemmy.world
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          Username checks out

          • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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            My new username is Usernamerakeface

            • Usernameblankface@lemmy.world
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              😄 That’s awesome, I’d like to say lol, but it’s really just funny enough to get a big grin

            • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
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              Just in case you ever want it, here’s the French spelling:

              “Un deux trois quatre cinq” (12345)

    • solsangraal@lemmy.zip
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      https://www.woodwardfrench.com/lesson/numbers-from-1-to-100-in-french/

      4 = quatre (“cat”), 5 = cinq (“sank”)

      it’s the kind of joke that further diminishes my already mutilated will to live

      • Botzo@lemmy.world
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        it’s the kind of joke that further diminishes my already mutilated will to live

        So it’s perfect.

  • miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    As a Canuck, this is a keeper.

    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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      As an American, PLEASE LET ME SLEEP ON YOUR COUCH FOR THE NEXT FOUR YEARS!!! MY COUNTRY IS A DUMPSTER FIRE AND I HATE BEING HERE!!!

      • PunnyName@lemmy.world
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        Samesies, please.

  • Cyborganism@lemmy.ca
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    @camus@jlai.lu Ça mérite d’être publié dans !rance@jlai.lu ça non?

  • PattyMcB@lemmy.world
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    My wife is going to love this one

    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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      Hey, whoa! I think I’D know better what your wife loves…

      ziiiiiip

      By the way, it’s her birthday, and she’s mad at you.

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