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minus-squareceenote@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up62arrow-down1·20 天前You seem to be close to orgasm! Would you like assistance? Please sign this consent form.
minus-squareBlueKey@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up31·20 天前I read the first two sentences with an image of Clippy in my head.
minus-squarelime!@feddit.nulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·edit-220 天前clitty the intimacy assistant Edit: “orifice assistant” was right there. fuck.
minus-squareHeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·20 天前clippy would say “sounds like you’re…”
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I read the first two sentences with an image of Clippy in my head.
clitty the intimacy assistant
Edit: “orifice assistant” was right there. fuck.
clippy would say “sounds like you’re…”