Bit Idea: Guy trying to explain the concept of a "Vanguard Party" to someone, but they end up interpreting it literally as a "Van Guard"

"I get it, because society is like a Van, because a Van is a car you put a bunch of people in to move them forward."

"What? No not..."

"And we are the Guards of the Van."

"No it doesn't mean guardians of a van."

"We Guard the Van as it moves forward, to keep the people inside safe on their journey to their final destination!"

"Tha... Okay, actually that's not a terrible analogy to what I'm saying."