Could a reply be any more perfect?!

Louis: Hot as balls, forever young, immortal, never grow sick, never die, best friend is a literal rock star, has to eat a poodle now and again.

“Woe is me!”

I’m in the woods and swamps a lot. Always think of this line:

“Then on a diet of the blood of snakes, toads, and all the putrid life of the Mississippi…”