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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 个月前

Pelicans will literally try to eat anything

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Pelicans will literally try to eat anything

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 个月前
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    The best part of these pictures is that all of those other animals are just like “whatevs”

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      I feel like “whatevs” is the default position of the capybara under the vast majority of circumstances, but your point still stands.

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      That pigeon should definitely be panicking more, there’s an old video out there of a pelican successfully swallowing a pigeon whole and alive.

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        Wouldn’t that cause some … indigestion? I assume they are used to fish, who don’t have beaks.

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      Yeah, pretty sure the pigeon isn’t saying ‘whatevs’

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        Yeah bro, take a sip of water to make it slide down.

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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      The pigeon looks like it’s about to say some anime shit about activating his mecha.

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        Reactor: online. Sensors: online. Weapon systems: online.

        All systems nominal.

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      “Bite me, lmao, ok that tickles that’s actually kinda nice”

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      Even that stupid pigeon in the bottom left lol

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    Isn’t top right feeding a baby?

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      I’m honestly not sure, it might be?

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      in my very very very slightly educated opinion, absolutely
      it looks the same as other birds feeding their chicks, and when they try to eat other things they always try to fit it into the beak because they can’t just… suck it into their gullet like a vacuum cleaner…

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        It’s always so violent looking.

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    This is why pelicans are no longer allowed at the all you can eat buffet.

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      “It’s all you can eat until you bite into the table, then it’s what’s wrong with you. Hypercriticals.”

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    The level of DGAF of capybara is awe inspiring.

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      Meanwhile the cat is fully prepared to be eaten, and has plans to scratch everything in there.

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        I thought it was a black swan 🤦🏻

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      They know the diseases inside them will destroy that bird in an hour.

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        THE ONLY DISEASE THEY CARRY IS FRIENDSHIP, CRIKESTE!

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    I just realized the irony of Zion Williamson playing basketball for the New Orleans Pelicans.

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