They called me and with tears in their eyes said, “Sir, thank you for taking this beautiful call. Sir, you have such a yuge, gargantuan penis so we need to make a deal.”

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    2 days ago

    Like I’m gonna believe anything he says. This guy was able to hide his own Easter Eggs from himself.