I really really really don’t want them to amend. I really, really don’t.

But I’m about… ninety percent certain that if I see an Obama versus Trump election, I’ll need whoever breaks the news to me to be recording, because the mad laughter that erupts from me will soon be as ubiquitous as the Wilhelm scream.

“What sound shall we use here to signify pure insanity?” “Ah, yes, queue up the flicker laughter.”