cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Leopards Ate My Face@lemmy.worldEnglish · 27 days ago"It could break us": Valley farmer says Chinese tariffs have crushed the alfalfa export marketwww.abc15.comexternal-linkmessage-square54fedilinkarrow-up144arrow-down11file-textcross-posted to: leopardsatemyfaceclimate@slrpnk.netusa@midwest.social
arrow-up143arrow-down1external-link"It could break us": Valley farmer says Chinese tariffs have crushed the alfalfa export marketwww.abc15.comcyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Leopards Ate My Face@lemmy.worldEnglish · 27 days agomessage-square54fedilinkfile-textcross-posted to: leopardsatemyfaceclimate@slrpnk.netusa@midwest.social
minus-squareTolookah@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·26 days agoI’m sure his fix is either “a bit of saltwater is okay” or “we need electrolytes, it’s what plants crave” with a smattering of “water? Like from the toilet?”
minus-squareSwedneck@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·24 hours agothose are the temporary solutions, until he can finish the demonic summoning circle in wyoming and strike a deal with satan for endless fresh water. Of course, his own soul is worth about 15 pennies, so american citizens will kindly donate theirs instead!
I’m sure his fix is either “a bit of saltwater is okay” or “we need electrolytes, it’s what plants crave” with a smattering of “water? Like from the toilet?”
those are the temporary solutions, until he can finish the demonic summoning circle in wyoming and strike a deal with satan for endless fresh water.
Of course, his own soul is worth about 15 pennies, so american citizens will kindly donate theirs instead!