What is Earthks moon named? “Moon”. What are Mar’s moons named? Terror and Dread.
Checkmate, earthiests!
Imagine being Martian and dressing like this every day
Roman empire hat and tennis shoes? The fuck is that?
Growing up watching old Looney Tunes, I always wondered why the Martian dude had a broom on his helmet.
If Earth’s so great how come our leaders keep trying to turn it into Mars with climate change?
Excuse me?! They’re trying to turn Earth into Venus. Very different.
Our leaders are martians?
Or martian admirers?
Imagine not having a moon the exact size and distance away from you so that it can perfectly blot out the sun during an eclipse. what a loser am i right.
I saw someone say if we had contact with aliens, they’d be coming here in droves to see the amazing cosmic rarity of a total solar eclipse with a visible corona (especially on a habitable planet). Which honestly sounds about right.
It’s a minor plot point in the book Transition by Iain M Banks. It’s a great book. Read it
I’m not ruining anything by saying this. It’s mentioned super early in the book.
Yeah get fucked Mars, you fucking heretics
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Fuck you. Guess who no longer has tech support now?
- This translation from Lingua Technis was sponsored by the Adeptus Mechanicus
never shoulda smoked that shit
👏👏👏 PLA-NET EARTH
👏👏👏 PLA-NET EARTH
Truly Earth is the best planet in the world.
Something absolutely magical is the fact that in the geologically tiny instant humanity has existed, the moon is just far enough away so that full eclipses are a thing, not to mention tides and other lunar phenomena. A few million years before or after and if wouldn’t be at all like this
Shit tier planet, even Titan can manage lakes
lmao imagine not even having a pleasantly rounded (
) moon on your shitball of a planet. Common Mars LShaped like a chicken nugget
Looks like Cookie Monster found weed
“Me look in mirror.” He looks into a mirror. “Googly eyes. Me baked.”
