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fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 2 个月前

Argonaut Octopus

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  • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip
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    This comes in handy a lot of the time. I can leave it home when I think it’s gonna get me in trouble, or I can rent it out when I don’t need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning I can’t for the life of me remember what I did with it.

    –Argonaut Octopus, probably.

    • Frozengyro@lemmy.world
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      ♪detachable penis♪

      • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip
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        I’m so glad someone got the reference, I thought it might be too obscure for Lemmy.

        • Frozengyro@lemmy.world
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          Haha I got you, I was gonna post something similar if no one else had.

          • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip
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            My gyro!

            • anomnom@sh.itjust.works
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              🎶Watch him as he goes. 🎵

        • manmachine@lemmy.world
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          a timeless classic!

      • thirtyfold8625@thebrainbin.org
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        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iJU-S8T0-k

  • Peruvian_Skies@sh.itjust.works
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    Hey you! Yes, you! Stand still, dammit! (How else am I supposed to give you my dong?)

  • Goun@lemmy.ml
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    “Damn, I could really use a penis now”

    -the female octopus, probably

  • Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world
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    We dont need no masurbation.

    • erictile@lemmy.world
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      We don’t need no birth control.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Sucks when you have to haggle to buy your own penis back when you misplace it after a party tho.

    • prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works
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      🎶detaaachaaableeee peeeeniis🎵

  • Kowowow@lemmy.ca
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    I wonder if they grow back and if they do I wonder if they would have myths about it growing back thicker if you do it right like people and beards

  • Agent641@lemmy.world
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    “Babe, you lost my meat?! Did you check your handbag?”

  • Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world
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    Here, this things been pissing me off.

    • werefreeatlast@lemmy.world
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      Yeah toots, here! You figure it out! It’s got the balls, don’t squeeze those too hard. Pull the skin back before insertion. I gotta get going to the game!

  • RizzoTheSmall@lemm.ee
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    Here, this is for you. You can just use that whenever. Or now maybe? But like yeah, just whenever really… I can get another one so you can have this one… ok bye

  • argh_another_username@lemmy.ca
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    Is this a reference to The Wall?

    • dditty@lemm.ee
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      Yes, specifically Another Brick in the Wall, Pt. 2

      • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip
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        We don’t need no education.

        • 0ops@lemm.ee
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          We don’t need no education erection.

  • thirtyfold8625@thebrainbin.org
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    There is a bit of a Pink Floyd trend today: https://sh.itjust.works/post/35498497

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    Yeetin meat is neat

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