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TheWaterGod@lemmy.caM to Offbeat@lemmy.caEnglish · 3 个月前

‘It’s a lot of pee’: Man has no idea who is putting gallons of urine in his recycling bin – or why

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‘It’s a lot of pee’: Man has no idea who is putting gallons of urine in his recycling bin – or why

www.kwtx.com

TheWaterGod@lemmy.caM to Offbeat@lemmy.caEnglish · 3 个月前
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A man living in a Portland, Oregon neighborhood is wondering who is putting gallons of urine in his recycling bin and why.

Archive/mirror: https://archive.ph/usfJA

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    Fuckin Ray’s at it again

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      Fuck boys, it’s the way of the road, eh?

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        Way she goes…

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    Sadly, my guess is it’s an Amazon driver

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      Or an Uber driver

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    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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      Jarate?! Nooooooooooo!

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    Someone reading this post

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      His wife goes out and owes money - ALL OVER TOWN - and they put pee in my recycle bin?!?

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    How does he know it’s pee? Did he open it and take a taste? It could be a severely overestimated lemonade party.

    If you or someone you know would like to learn more about these parties, hit up lemonparty.org

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        Just saw this episode a few days ago and almost fell out of my chair laughing, and my wife had no clue why

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      Gr… gra… grandpa? 😳

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    Maybe he pissed off somebody…

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    It sounds like maybe the person leaving it is just wanting to make sure it’s responsibly recycled

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    His next-door neighbor, a local drywaller, said he, “saw the pisser go that-a-way.”

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    People deep in alcohols grasp tend to use a lot of containers as couch urinals.

    Sadly I can picture someone there who has either misguided, ignorant, or selfish motivations for then putting them in a neighbours bin.

    Who knows.

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      People deep in alcohols grasp tend to use a lot of containers as couch urinals.

      What? What are you basing this on?

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        Many patients in many homes on many couches.

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    convenience

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